Vintage porn 70s in “Ensenada Pickup”

Name: Ensenada Pickup

Country: United States

Duration: 59 min

Year: 1971

Language: English

Director: Mark Hunter

Actress: Candy Samples,Rene Bond,Eve Orlon,Carmen Olivera,Jill Sweete

Categories: Vintage porn 70s, 1971, United States, English, Mark Hunter, Candy Samples, Rene Bond, Eve Orlon, Carmen Olivera, Jill Sweete, Rick Lutze, Henry Ferris, Albert Wilson, Latin

Actors: Rick Lutze,Henry Ferris,Albert Wilson

Candy Samples, Rene Bond, Eve Orlon and Jill Sweete are the bodacious gals involved in this wild story about a family chartering a fishing boat for a cruise who discover that the ship’s actually on a relax run. The family soon become captives in a savage and sexy seafaring saga that’s sure no "Gilligan’s Island." With Ric Lutze. AKA: "Three for One."

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Retro xxx clips : “Confessions Of Linda Lovelace”

Name: Confessions Of Linda Lovelace

Language: English

Director: Gerard Damiano

Country: United States

Duration: 69 min

Year: 1973

Actress: Rene Bond,Linda Lovelace,Carol Connors,Dolly Sharp,Eve Orlon,Ann Marshall,Linda Del Toro,Francine Baker,Cathy Parker,Ami Nitrate

Categories: Retro xxx clips, 1973, United States, English, Gerard Damiano, Rene Bond, Linda Lovelace, Carol Connors, Dolly Sharp, Eve Orlon, Ann Marshall, Linda Del Toro, Francine Baker, Cathy Parker, Ami Nitrate, Harry Reems, Bill Harrison, Larry Sands, Marc Brock, Bob Phillips, William Love, Ted Street, John Byron, Robert Sargent, Facial, Clip, Anal

Actors: Harry Reems,Bill Harrison,Larry Sands,Marc Brock,Bob Phillips,William Love,Ted Street,John Byron,Robert Sargent

Linda Lovelace (played by a double whose face is never shown) interviews for a job as the concubine of a sultan (Harry Reems). Flashbacks attesting to her experience are represented by clips from Deep Throat. It is only in these clips that the actual Linda Lovelace appears.

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Vintage 70s porn : “Ensenada Pickup”

Name: Ensenada Pickup

Year: 1971

Country: United States

Language: English

Director: Mark Hunter

Duration: 59 min

Actress: Candy Samples,Rene Bond,Eve Orlon,Carmen Olivera,Jill Sweete

Categories: Vintage 70s porn, 1971, United States, English, Mark Hunter, Candy Samples, Rene Bond, Eve Orlon, Carmen Olivera, Jill Sweete, Rick Lutze, Henry Ferris, Albert Wilson, Latin

Actors: Rick Lutze,Henry Ferris,Albert Wilson

Candy Samples, Rene Bond, Eve Orlon and Jill Sweete are the bodacious gals involved in this wild story about a family chartering a fishing boat for a cruise who discover that the ship’s actually on a relax run. The family soon become captives in a savage and sexy seafaring saga that’s sure no "Gilligan’s Island." With Ric Lutze. AKA: "Three for One."

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Eve Orlon – English vintage porn

Eve Orlon - English vintage porn

Name: Daddy Knows Best – Triple Feature

Director:

Year: 1971

Country: United States

Duration: 150 min

Language: English

Actors: Harry Reems,Bill Scott,Henry Ferris

Categories: English vintage porn, Eve Orlon, 1971, United States, English, Eve Orlon, Lynn Holmes, Gina Fox, Harry Reems, Bill Scott, Henry Ferris

Actress: Eve Orlon,Lynn Holmes,Gina Fox

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Due to degradation of the original source film, this archival footage displays some technical issues within the first few minutes of the film. A roomful of horny teenagers are bound to be up to something. Even in the classic days of filmdom, teenagers found comfort in each other’s arms and exploring each other’s bodies. No matter the era, the art of sex seems to rear its lively head and people, regardless of age, succumb to their passions. So you might as well get comfortable because these teens are engaged in a full-blown sexual orgy and won’t come up for air anytime soon.

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English spanking classics – “Love After School”

Name: Love After School

Language: English

Country: United States

Year: 1974

Director:

Duration: 57 min

Categories: English spanking classics, 1974, United States, English, Eve Orlon, Carmen Olivera, Carmel Monterey, Fran Carlstadt, Leslie Staples, Roy Van der Welt, Chris Wilson, Lesbian, Latin

Actress: Eve Orlon,Carmen Olivera,Carmel Monterey,Fran Carlstadt,Leslie Staples

Actors: Roy Van der Welt,Chris Wilson

Love After School is an extracurricular fuckfest featuring demi-legend Eve Orlon as "an unusual gal" who’s got "her own sex thing."Translation: she’s a sex-ed teacher who supplements her in-class instruction by visiting her students at home and giving them live demonstrations. Gadzooks! The students eagerly look forward to these visits because, like all American boys and girls, they wish to learn "how to properly fuck." "Teach" keeps up a running commentary of pseudo-educational nonsense, but after gawking at the demos and making sophomoric cracks, the students volunteer to give their own live demonstrations. Which is what we were waiting for, right? Before you can say, "Pop Quiz," the entire class is participating in a hardcore Show & Tell, providing their own idiot commentary. The girls are all cute and delicious, there’s a crazy narrator who talks to the movie, not in it, and if you’re anything like the Deviate, you’ll find yourself longing wistfully for those bodacious days of gang-bangs and bongs — when love came as close as it ever will to actually being free.

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Suzanne Fields in Classic 1970s porn

Suzanne Fields in Classic 1970s porn

Name: Nicole The Story Of O

Duration: 51 min

Language: English

Director: Sam Gibbs

Year: 1973

Country: United States

Actors: Peter Boll,Sheldon Lee,Richard Samson

Actress: Suzanne Fields,Eve Orlon

Categories: Classic 1970s porn, Suzanne Fields, 1973, United States, English, Sam Gibbs, Suzanne Fields, Eve Orlon, Peter Boll, Sheldon Lee, Richard Samson, Facial

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Nicole, the Story of O is one of many hardcore adult films that attempts to utilize the erotica found in Pauline Reage’s masterpiece of literature, The Story of O, and assemble it into a film version. These films are entertaining to watch and are principally nothing like the eroticism found in the original Story of O. These adult film versions tend to be too cheesy, comic, and too low budget to capture the authenticity of a submissive serf lurking within Pauline Reage’s masterpiece, which remains unparalleled in the annals of erotic literature history.

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Linda Broome nude : “Zodiac Ra-pist”

Name: Zodiac Ra-pist

Duration: 63 min

Year: 1972

Language: English

Director:

Country: United States

Actors: John Holmes,Gerard Broulard,Buddy Boone

Categories: Linda Broome nude, 1972, United States, English, Sandy Dempsey, Annette Michael, Eve Orlon, Andy Bellamy, Nora Wieternik, Linda Broome, Tricia Opal, John Holmes, Gerard Broulard, Buddy Boone, Facial

Actress: Sandy Dempsey,Annette Michael,Eve Orlon,Andy Bellamy,Nora Wieternik,Linda Broome,Tricia Opal

Dobbs is about to crack his toughest case – getting into the pants of his legendary and teaching her a thing or two about taking dicktation. After she takes down all he’s got, it’s time for Sam to focus on tracking down the Zodiac serial rapist (porn superstar John Holmes) who has been making mincemeat of L.A. women with his mightymeat.

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Cathy Parker naked : “Confessions Of Linda Lovelace”

Name: Confessions Of Linda Lovelace

Director: Gerard Damiano

Country: United States

Year: 1973

Duration: 69 min

Language: English

Actors: Harry Reems,Bill Harrison,Larry Sands,Marc Brock,Bob Phillips,William Love,Ted Street,John Byron,Robert Sargent

Actress: Rene Bond,Linda Lovelace,Carol Connors,Dolly Sharp,Eve Orlon,Ann Marshall,Linda Del Toro,Francine Baker,Cathy Parker,Ami Nitrate

Categories: Cathy Parker naked, 1973, United States, English, Gerard Damiano, Rene Bond, Linda Lovelace, Carol Connors, Dolly Sharp, Eve Orlon, Ann Marshall, Linda Del Toro, Francine Baker, Cathy Parker, Ami Nitrate, Harry Reems, Bill Harrison, Larry Sands, Marc Brock, Bob Phillips, William Love, Ted Street, John Byron, Robert Sargent, Facial, Clip, Anal

Linda Lovelace (played by a double whose face is never shown) interviews for a job as the concubine of a sultan (Harry Reems). Flashbacks attesting to her experience are represented by clips from Deep Throat. It is only in these clips that the actual Linda Lovelace appears.

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Lynn Holmes movies : “Aphrodisiac”

Name: Aphrodisiac

Country: United States

Year: 1971

Language: English

Duration: 76 min

Director: Dennis Van Zak

Actors: John Holmes,Billy Curtis

Actress: Sandy Dempsey,Maria Arnold,Eve Orlon,Lynn Holmes

Categories: Lynn Holmes movies, 1971, United States, English, Dennis Van Zak, Sandy Dempsey, Maria Arnold, Eve Orlon, Lynn Holmes, John Holmes, Billy Curtis

Aphrodisiac!: The Sexual Legend Of Marijuana, is a tripped-out, sex-filled documentary "dramatization" about the benefits of using marijuana. Mixed in with the history of harvesting weed, the seedy side of stuff trafficking, information on the medical benefits and even a recipe for pot brownies, are titillating sexual scenes sure to make you "high" with excitement. Shot with tongue planted firmly in cheek, this flick even features an early appearance by adult film actor John Holmes as a businessman who gives his legendary a bit of "dick-tation" in his wonderfully wood-paneled office. Heck, even midget Billy Curtis (The Wizard Of Oz, High Plains Drifter) shows up to give his thoughts on pot. A somewhat cleaned-up version of this film 41 minsappeared as an extra on Something Weird’s "Alice in Acidland/Smoke and Flesh" double feature as well as a DVD-R version in its longer variant directly from the company’s site. This version is 35 minutes longer with added hardcore content.

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Chlorine Stillwater videos in “Tijuana Blue”

Name: Tijuana Blue

Language: English

Director: Howard Ziehm

Duration: 58 min

Country: United States

Year: 1972

Categories: Chlorine Stillwater videos, 1972, United States, English, Howard Ziehm, Eve Orlon, Carmen Olivera, Jill Sweete, Andy Bellamy, Chlorine Stillwater, Maria Gomez, Lidia Hernandez, Sue Pagan, Nina Martinez, Dorothy Clemente, Peter Boll, Adam Ward, Howard Alexander, Martin Victor, Lee Beck, Ernest Frazer, Facial, Interracial, Latin

Actress: Eve Orlon,Carmen Olivera,Jill Sweete,Andy Bellamy,Chlorine Stillwater,Maria Gomez,Lidia Hernandez,Sue Pagan,Nina Martinez,Dorothy Clemente

Actors: Peter Boll,Adam Ward,Howard Alexander,Martin Victor,Lee Beck,Ernest Frazer

A whiny dude scores some unnamed stuff from a rather mysterious gentleman in a fedora, shades, and raincoat. The man tries to entice the hapless hippie into doing some running for him, but dude’s not into it. His tune changes after he finds out his girlfriend is pregnant ("Ya dumb cunt! Things don’t just happen!" he thoughtfully says) and he comes back to Mr. X for the job. Soon, he and his horny visor-wearing cohort are driving to Tijuana to score some dope to mule back. With only the name of a strip club as a contact, they find the place, and what a place it is: one skanky gal dances and gets eaten out, while an extremely busty gal with Weng Weng nipples blows a guy at the bar, all to the tune of Mitch Ryder’s "Sock It To Me-Baby" and Question Mark and the Mysterians’ "96 Tears"! After engaging in some dangerous activities with these gals, the runners get the name they are looking for ("Oddball") and are then directed to a whorehouse. They then watch one hooker penetrate the other with two dildos, give them some business, then it’s off to the beach for a meeting with Oddball and a truly hilarious twist ending. Seriously!

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Lesbian vintage porn in “Shot On Location”

Name: Shot On Location

Director: John Doone

Year: 1972

Country: United States

Language: English

Duration: 60 min

Categories: Lesbian vintage porn, 1972, United States, English, John Doone, Rene Bond, Suzanne Fields, Sandy Dempsey, Nancy Martin, Eve Orlon, Andy Bellamy, Roshell Rush, Kim Dupont, Rick Lutze, Wayne Chapman, Bert Davis, Lesbian

Actress: Rene Bond,Suzanne Fields,Sandy Dempsey,Nancy Martin,Eve Orlon,Andy Bellamy,Roshell Rush,Kim Dupont

Actors: Rick Lutze,Wayne Chapman,Bert Davis

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English vintage porn – “Aphrodisiac”

Name: Aphrodisiac

Duration: 76 min

Country: United States

Year: 1971

Language: English

Director: Dennis Van Zak

Actress: Sandy Dempsey,Maria Arnold,Eve Orlon,Lynn Holmes

Actors: John Holmes,Billy Curtis

Categories: English vintage porn, 1971, United States, English, Dennis Van Zak, Sandy Dempsey, Maria Arnold, Eve Orlon, Lynn Holmes, John Holmes, Billy Curtis

Aphrodisiac!: The Sexual Legend Of Marijuana, is a tripped-out, sex-filled documentary "dramatization" about the benefits of using marijuana. Mixed in with the history of harvesting weed, the seedy side of stuff trafficking, information on the medical benefits and even a recipe for pot brownies, are titillating sexual scenes sure to make you "high" with excitement. Shot with tongue planted firmly in cheek, this flick even features an early appearance by adult film actor John Holmes as a businessman who gives his legendary a bit of "dick-tation" in his wonderfully wood-paneled office. Heck, even midget Billy Curtis (The Wizard Of Oz, High Plains Drifter) shows up to give his thoughts on pot. A somewhat cleaned-up version of this film 41 minsappeared as an extra on Something Weird’s "Alice in Acidland/Smoke and Flesh" double feature as well as a DVD-R version in its longer variant directly from the company’s site. This version is 35 minutes longer with added hardcore content.

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Rene Bond in Lesbian retro movie

Name: Shot On Location

Language: English

Duration: 60 min

Year: 1972

Director: John Doone

Country: United States

Categories: Lesbian retro movie, Rene Bond, 1972, United States, English, John Doone, Rene Bond, Suzanne Fields, Sandy Dempsey, Nancy Martin, Eve Orlon, Andy Bellamy, Roshell Rush, Kim Dupont, Rick Lutze, Wayne Chapman, Bert Davis, Lesbian

Actors: Rick Lutze,Wayne Chapman,Bert Davis

Actress: Rene Bond,Suzanne Fields,Sandy Dempsey,Nancy Martin,Eve Orlon,Andy Bellamy,Roshell Rush,Kim Dupont

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Candy Samples in Classic 1970s porn

Candy Samples in Classic 1970s porn

Name: Ensenada Pickup

Director: Mark Hunter

Duration: 59 min

Language: English

Country: United States

Year: 1971

Categories: Classic 1970s porn, Candy Samples, 1971, United States, English, Mark Hunter, Candy Samples, Rene Bond, Eve Orlon, Carmen Olivera, Jill Sweete, Rick Lutze, Henry Ferris, Albert Wilson, Latin

Actors: Rick Lutze,Henry Ferris,Albert Wilson

Actress: Candy Samples,Rene Bond,Eve Orlon,Carmen Olivera,Jill Sweete

Candy Samples in Classic 1970s porn

Candy Samples, Rene Bond, Eve Orlon and Jill Sweete are the bodacious gals involved in this wild story about a family chartering a fishing boat for a cruise who discover that the ship’s actually on a relax run. The family soon become captives in a savage and sexy seafaring saga that’s sure no "Gilligan’s Island." With Ric Lutze. AKA: "Three for One."

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Eve Orlon in English spanking classics

Eve Orlon in English spanking classics

Name: Wendy’s Naughty Night

Country: United States

Year: 1972

Duration: 90 min

Language: English

Director:

Categories: English spanking classics, Eve Orlon, 1972, United States, English, Eve Orlon, Linda York, John Paul Jones

Actress: Eve Orlon,Linda York

Actors: John Paul Jones

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This installment of After Hours Cinema s ever expanding Grindhouse Feature Series celebrates the guys and gals of the Golden Gate grind scene, offering up a tasty three-fer of Pacific flavored porn guaranteed to make you think an earthquake just struck in your pants.Tucked away in their filmmaker s archive since they were theatrically distributed back in the Sixties and Seventies, Nick Philips skin flicks present a time capsule of their era. His stylishly colorful chronicles of the hippie lifestyle constitute only one of his most important achievements. For Philips used the exact same approach in over two dozen movies and yet still can surprise even the most seasoned viewers of his work with left-field plot developments, sudden technical flourishes, and the most unpredictable finales. WENDY is about a depressed and bored rich girl who looses herself into a world of sex, money and stuffs where feelings don’t mean a thing. Basically, what you get is a lot of graphic sex scenes : WENDY doing it with her "wanna be writer" gigolo lover or her maid or WENDY watching her family members having orgies and so on. The fetishism is always there, cream and dildos are being used for sexual purposes (obviously), leather boots are being licked…you know, fetish stuff. A lot of beautiful flesh and bodies are shown and indeed some scenes are very hot but overall it all feels sad. I won’t spoil the ending for you, just know that it is definitely not your everyday skin flick and that it will live a bitter taste in your mouth when you’ll be done with it.

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Candy Samples : Black retro porn tube

Candy Samples : Black retro porn tube

Name: Female Chauvinists

Language: English

Country: United States

Director: Jay Jackson

Duration: 82 min

Year: 1974

Actress: Candy Samples,Uschi Digard,Roxanne Brewer,Eve Orlon,Linda York,Debbie McGuire

Actors: Rick Dillon

Categories: Black retro porn tube, Candy Samples, 1974, United States, English, Jay Jackson, Candy Samples, Uschi Digard, Roxanne Brewer, Eve Orlon, Linda York, Debbie McGuire, Rick Dillon, Black

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This sex comedy is filled with lesbian and/or outdoor sex scenes.Big busty models of the past Uschi Digard, Candy Samples and Roxanne Brewer show their ample wares. The movie starts off with Roxanne(a redhead with an impossible bust) and her boyfriend hard at it, when their flatmate turns up.Roxanne Brewer goes “undercover” to help expose the group . Her boyfriend poses as a mute gardener and a photographer friend around.UschiDigart has a dream about a sperm bank and token black Deborah McGuire masturbates with a Dr. Pepper flask.They plan for Roxanne to join an all Girls against Males sect, where most of the girls are big and busty. The highlight of the film is Roxanne riding a horse topless chasing her Boyfriend.There are plenty of laughs and plenty of big busty topless action. Other than doing some adult loops, Roxanne also did a few other cheap "D" Grade movies but this is far and away her best feature.

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Vintage black white porn : “Teenage Hustler”

Name: Teenage Hustler

Director: Ray Dennis Steckler

Duration: 70 min

Year: 1976

Language: English

Country: United States

Categories: Vintage black white porn, 1976, United States, English, Ray Dennis Steckler, Eve Orlon, Mary Monroe, Liz Wilson, Glenda Turner, Barbara O’Farrell, Jon Martin, John Seeman, Charles Orlando, Rick Martino, Interracial, Black

Actress: Eve Orlon,Mary Monroe,Liz Wilson,Glenda Turner,Barbara O’Farrell

Actors: Jon Martin,John Seeman,Charles Orlando,Rick Martino

The director’s credit on-screen reads "Ricado Malatote", the usual credit went to "Harry Nixon", but cult fave Ray Dennis Steckler has TEENAGE HUSTLER in his bag of tricks.Spotlighting an extremely sexy one-shot artiste "Mary Monroe" in several sex scenes the film is easy to absorb, even if crudely made. It tells the story of English Billy Boynton, described as a con man and a sex freak. In tandem with his confederate, an unscrupulous porn photographer, he schemes to bed down prostitutes and then blackmail them with photos of them in action.This makes very little sense, but is the hook for 64 minutes of porn. The girls are mainly no-name talent, including Amazonian Monroe (she towers over the male cast), busty, attractive and fresh looking. Late in the film the busy Eve Orlon plays another prostitute they scam named Trixie.English Billy eventually gets his comeuppance, but film ends promising a sequel purportedly concerning his new landlady and her daughter, which likely was never made.Depending on one’s tolerance for 1-day wonders, this baby is worth watching to see Monroe in action and Orlon doing her usual thing. IMDb has John Seeman listed in the cast but he never shows up.

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Eve Orlon – Tube 1970 swinger wife

Eve Orlon - Tube 1970 swinger wife

Name: Daddy Knows Best – Triple Feature

Year: 1971

Duration: 150 min

Director:

Country: United States

Language: English

Actors: Harry Reems,Bill Scott,Henry Ferris

Actress: Eve Orlon,Lynn Holmes,Gina Fox

Categories: Tube 1970 swinger wife, Eve Orlon, 1971, United States, English, Eve Orlon, Lynn Holmes, Gina Fox, Harry Reems, Bill Scott, Henry Ferris

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Due to degradation of the original source film, this archival footage displays some technical issues within the first few minutes of the film. A roomful of horny teenagers are bound to be up to something. Even in the classic days of filmdom, teenagers found comfort in each other’s arms and exploring each other’s bodies. No matter the era, the art of sex seems to rear its lively head and people, regardless of age, succumb to their passions. So you might as well get comfortable because these teens are engaged in a full-blown sexual orgy and won’t come up for air anytime soon.

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Eve Orlon xxx in “Wendy’s Naughty Night”

Name: Wendy’s Naughty Night

Director:

Country: United States

Year: 1972

Language: English

Duration: 90 min

Actress: Eve Orlon,Linda York

Actors: John Paul Jones

Categories: Eve Orlon xxx, 1972, United States, English, Eve Orlon, Linda York, John Paul Jones

This installment of After Hours Cinema s ever expanding Grindhouse Feature Series celebrates the guys and gals of the Golden Gate grind scene, offering up a tasty three-fer of Pacific flavored porn guaranteed to make you think an earthquake just struck in your pants.Tucked away in their filmmaker s archive since they were theatrically distributed back in the Sixties and Seventies, Nick Philips skin flicks present a time capsule of their era. His stylishly colorful chronicles of the hippie lifestyle constitute only one of his most important achievements. For Philips used the exact same approach in over two dozen movies and yet still can surprise even the most seasoned viewers of his work with left-field plot developments, sudden technical flourishes, and the most unpredictable finales. WENDY is about a depressed and bored rich girl who looses herself into a world of sex, money and stuffs where feelings don’t mean a thing. Basically, what you get is a lot of graphic sex scenes : WENDY doing it with her "wanna be writer" gigolo lover or her maid or WENDY watching her family members having orgies and so on. The fetishism is always there, cream and dildos are being used for sexual purposes (obviously), leather boots are being licked…you know, fetish stuff. A lot of beautiful flesh and bodies are shown and indeed some scenes are very hot but overall it all feels sad. I won’t spoil the ending for you, just know that it is definitely not your everyday skin flick and that it will live a bitter taste in your mouth when you’ll be done with it.

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Eve Orlon – Classic 70 porn

Eve Orlon - Classic 70 porn

Name: Love After School

Country: United States

Language: English

Director:

Duration: 57 min

Year: 1974

Actors: Roy Van der Welt,Chris Wilson

Actress: Eve Orlon,Carmen Olivera,Carmel Monterey,Fran Carlstadt,Leslie Staples

Categories: Classic 70 porn, Eve Orlon, 1974, United States, English, Eve Orlon, Carmen Olivera, Carmel Monterey, Fran Carlstadt, Leslie Staples, Roy Van der Welt, Chris Wilson, Lesbian, Latin

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Love After School is an extracurricular fuckfest featuring demi-legend Eve Orlon as "an unusual gal" who’s got "her own sex thing."Translation: she’s a sex-ed teacher who supplements her in-class instruction by visiting her students at home and giving them live demonstrations. Gadzooks! The students eagerly look forward to these visits because, like all American boys and girls, they wish to learn "how to properly fuck." "Teach" keeps up a running commentary of pseudo-educational nonsense, but after gawking at the demos and making sophomoric cracks, the students volunteer to give their own live demonstrations. Which is what we were waiting for, right? Before you can say, "Pop Quiz," the entire class is participating in a hardcore Show & Tell, providing their own idiot commentary. The girls are all cute and delicious, there’s a crazy narrator who talks to the movie, not in it, and if you’re anything like the Deviate, you’ll find yourself longing wistfully for those bodacious days of gang-bangs and bongs — when love came as close as it ever will to actually being free.

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